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VHS Xmas Skit #1
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Many years ago....Back in 58
Old man Marley had enough
Chopped up his family and half the block
With his trusty snow shovel
He committed the perfect crime
Turned them into mummies
Chopped up with his shovel
Sprinkled on the sidewalk
Now he's got that urge again
Wants to kill that Kevin kid
Home alone
No one to protect him
Home alone
No one to protect him
Christmas sets off his murderous rage
Flashing lights, shining tinsel
Every sight and sound
Makes him want to kill
Wants to commit the perfect crime
Turn Kevin into a mummy
Chopped up with his shovel
Sprinkled on the sidewalk
Back in 58
Old man Marley found his taste for blood
Now he wants a new victim
Wants to kill that McAllister kid
Old man Marley
With his shovel
Wants to kill
All your kids
Old man Marley
With his shovel
Now he's got that urge again
Wants to kill that Kevin kid
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VHS Xmas Skit #2
00:17
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Hockey mask and Christmas sweater
Chainsaw in his hands
He's sick of being overlooked
Never getting recognition
No longer feeling the Christmas spirit
On this Christmas Eve
Clark gets his revenge
Family and neighbours....no one is safe
Hacking in a daze
Eggnog fueled craze
Trading his Santa hat for a hockey mask
Candy canes traded for carnage
On this Christmas Eve
Clark gets his revenge
What are you going to do with a saw that big?
Bend over and I'll show you
Hacking in a daze
Eggnog fueled craze
Hockey mask and Christmas sweater
Chainsaw in his hands
This Christmas bonus will be bloodshed
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VHS Xmas Skit #3
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VHS Thunder Bay, Ontario
If you took old school death metal, punk simplicity, and a dose of 80's hair metal and thrash, threw it in a blender the
resulting black goo would be the sound of VHS. It'll stick to your teeth and probably rot your insides but if you are an old school metal fan you'll love every second of it.
We are coming for you and we will not stop until the screaming stops. You have been warned!
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