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Silent Night...(Intro)
00:56
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Jack Frost
02:06
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Jack Frost, the slayer of Snowmonton
Speeding toward the electric chair
A traffic crash brings a gruesome twist
(An) experimental chemical creates a nightmare
The acid sprays his flesh, his date with death postponed
Mutating his dissolving body, becoming one with the snow
Now he's become (an) immortal force of death
This town will face the wrath (of the) mutant killer snowman
He's chilling and killing, icing and slicing
Getting his revenge with the bodycount rising
Sub zero slaughter from acidic reanimation
He tears apart your face in ornamental mutilation
Spreading gruesome holiday cheer, he's holly and jolly
Who's knocking at the door, well it ain't fuckin' Frosty
He stares you down through his eyes of coal
His touch chills your flesh to the bone
This holiday season, he's making heads roll
He's the world's most pissed off snowcone
Icicles burst through your body, he pins you to the door
Feel the agonizing pain, as you die in a puddle of gore
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick
Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks
He hid his kills in tiny places, so he wouldn't have to see their faces
Back from the dead, Jack is pissed
Raping your girl with his carrot dick
Nowhere to run, there are no safe places
His frostbite fangs chew your face off
Rising from the water to stalk his prey
He swore this day would come, (that) he would find a way
The last thing that you hear are his evil wisecracks
You won't believe your eyes as he raises up the axe
Destroying you from inside, "don't eat yellow snow"
People flee in terror as the bodycount grows
Claiming more victims as the townspeople scatter
There's no escaping his avalanche of splatter
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3. |
Jingle Holocaust
03:12
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Humanity is heading in a dark direction
Santa isn't having it
Time for natural selection
Being on the naughty list will no longer suffice...
Santa Claus is coming to end your life!
Jingle Holocaust
When you hear the bells, it signals your end
Jingle Holocaust
It'll be a silent night, as you're bleeding out
No one is safe from Santa's rage
Man, woman, child....all fair game
Liars, cheaters, thieves and whores
Violently attacked, naughty no more
Jingle Holocaust
When you hear the bells, it signals your end
Jingle Holocaust
It'll be a silent night, as you're bleeding out
Ho ho ho, hurry up and die
Last victim dead and you'll hear from the sky...
"Merry deathmas to all and to all a good night!"
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Homicidal maniac, loose at Christmas
Motives are baffling, Santa's not safe
On the corner or in an alley...
If you're dressed in red, then your probably dead!
Armed with his death toys, execute by any means!
Choked, stabbed, burnt to death
Shot in the face, dick chopped off
On the corner or in an alley...
If you're dressed in red, then your probably dead!
Don't Open 'Til Christmas!
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Bubbling, oozing, starting to split
Didn't follow the rules, now you're in shit!
The town is under seige...
From a slimy green menace
Pure white snow is turning blood red
All the town folk turning up dead
Started out cute, but now out for blood
Christmas gift gone very wrong!
Stabbed and blended
Murdered in the microwave
These little fuckers deserve to die!
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6. |
Revenge
00:54
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They stole the toys meant for girls and boys
Black Santa takes revenge with his 44
Shotgun in hand
All he wants this Christmas is vengeance
He knows when you've been naughty
And he knows what tits are nice
Community Center needs a protector
All he wants this Christmas is revenge
Makin' my list
Checkin' it twice
Gonna put all you mother fuckers on ice!
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7. |
Anges, It's Me, Billy
04:06
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Party for the holidays
Sorority house full of booze
Perverted moaner terrorizing the girls
"I'm going to kill you"
Climbed in through the attic
One by one you will die
Suffocation
Hook to the face
Throat slashed ear to ear
Bodies piled like a bloody monument
The calls are coming from the house
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS!
Stalking and slashing
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS!
Nowhere to run
On this Black Christmas....
Billy takes revenge!
Planned to go home for the holidays
You'll be leaving in a body bag
Lock your doors and windows
If your skin doesn't crawl you're already dead!
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS!
Stalking and slashing
DON'T GO UPSTAIRS!
Nowhere to run
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8. |
A Very Merry VHS Outro
01:24
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VHS Thunder Bay, Ontario
If you took old school death metal, punk simplicity, and a dose of 80's hair metal and thrash, threw it in a blender the
resulting black goo would be the sound of VHS. It'll stick to your teeth and probably rot your insides but if you are an old school metal fan you'll love every second of it.
We are coming for you and we will not stop until the screaming stops. You have been warned!
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